Promised Land: A Costa Rican Mudslide?
 
     Not having been in a Costa Rican mudslide, the title of this
race report is a little bit of a guess.  But it’s easy to imagine,
rivulets of water, rushing to become small streams and merging
to become large streams – where only a dry run had been previously,
just days before.  Places where I’d never even seen it be wet had
become torrents of clear, mountain-spring water, spilling over our
feet and ankles.   Mud where there had been none.  
     Some of us had prayed that morning, our morning,
that it wouldn’t rain; I suspect that our prayer was trumped
by Dr. Dave’s, who likely prayed that it would rain.  
I will say this, rain or no rain: the lightning was terrifying. 
I’m sure that no one prayed for that: on the contrary,
our group prayed that the thunderstorm would turn south and
leave us alone.   Just minutes later, the electrical storm wasn’t
overhead, it wasn’t up the mountain – it disappeared.  
We didn’t hear a rumble after that.   I believe that our prayers about
the thunderstorm were answered.  We didn’t do it: we prayed the
Someone Else would spare us the terror.  
 
     Prayer answered:  I’ll leave it at that.
 
     It was nice, having people around me who had a heart for prayer.
They were there in training: they had been there all year, they were
there in different times and places, an aide and comfort for those long
hours on overused trails in the City and on painful sections of the mountain
paths.    They were – (and are) - an inspiration and a blessing, and I thank
God for them, all of them.   I thank God for those who trained together
for this race - Heather and Renee and Wendy and Sue – all of whom
started the race together, this group of fellow Believers who made the
journeys easier in training, and in whose solidarity I was comforted
as we prayed for deliverance from the frightening electrical storm –
(which sent at least one runner back down the mountain.)   
It was also nice to have had a training partner, Rich Brooks, who
Continued to train with me even though he didn’t do this race.  
I thank God for him, and for Steve Bozeman, too, who helped pace
our little group early on.  It was nice, it was a blessing: thank you
Lord for these people.
     And thanks for Dave and his entire crew, too, and the students who
were participating as entrants and volunteers – it was nice to hear
cheers from people who manned the aide stations, who I’d like to cheer
for, now!   Thank God for you folks, who weathered the worst of
it and made life easier for those of us who were counting on your
good nature.
 
 
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     Another prayer was for the safety of all the participants.
Whether or not you believe that those prayers were answered,
there were an amazing number of finishers – around 95%.
That’s a lot of finishers, and there were very few face-plants, too –
(none that I know of.)   God is good. 
 
     Last time I did this race, I finished in 10:01 , in 2001.  
The cutoff was 11 hours, a limit that created problems for
race officials and streamer placement.   I didn’t take it too
personally that my time would have an asterisk to it, and be
over the eventual cutoff.  But then, I was 15 lbs heavier than
I am now – and as a swimmer, I don’t look like lots of runners
who could – with some melanin added - resemble certain
equatorial Plainsmen.   Theirs – (maybe yours) - is a better body
for this type of travel, if you want to run very fast over very
long distances.   I have a semi-cetacean body, looking more
comfortable in the ocean or in a swamp.  (Compared to some
of these Promised Land runners, I look like I should have gotten
on the scales prior to the race.)   At least some of my fat has
been replaced by beef – (or is it bull?)     
 
     I was thinking of how some of the other participants might
have enjoyed the race:  one mountain goat by the name of
Brandon  (who is also a mountain biker and kayaker) might have
been able to negotiate some of the newly-made downhill
streams in his kayak.   Bet he could.   He had a good day.  
Another runner had expressed the desire – (in her brilliantly
funny Holiday Lake race report) – to learn to pee in public
while standing up (on a trail, of course.)   In this race,
she wouldn’t have had to use this skill:  with all the water
coming down, it would be like peeing in the shower.  
(None of you does that, I know.)
 
     The rain resulted in another blessing, though, something
most of you likely hadn’t been thinking about: it kept the
Spring Gobbler hunters from ambushing us, and more
realistically, from taking down the streamers - as has happened
in past events.   Still, I wore blaze yellow, being chicken enough
not to want to look like a turkey. 

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     I trained in blaze-yellow on some Saturdays. 
We trained up on the course as frequently as possible.
The mountains had lots of runs, dry 2 weeks ago,
even just barely damp and slick a week after a surprise mountain
snowstorm about 5 weeks ago:  that morning, it snowed
when it wasn’t supposed to, and several of us went up to
Sunset Field one early Saturday morning at 6:15 am , 
hoping to run parts of the course, only to drive up into
deeper and deeper and deeper snow, until finally, at the top,
there was a half a foot that had already fallen.  
It was still falling.  We all went up there, four vehicles,
five runners (wasting lots of petrol) none bailing out
of the drive – probably because we were worried that the others
would be there and wonder where we were, and if we were safe. 
 
     Once you start up the mountain, it’s hard to turn back.
     As it was during the race.
 
     I doubt that more than a few of you are OCD
(Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder) enough to run the course,
or parts of it, keeping splits, doing worst-case/best-case scenarios
and writing down race-splits that you'll keep for posterity
(and for advantage) in years to come.  That’s the real benefit of
being a local, if your mind goes in those directions. 
In my case, it was close to a best-case event,  improving
almost 2 hours over the 2001 event in spite of the conditions.
Absolute best-case – for me - would have been maybe 20 minutes
faster.   Worst-case could mean not finishing, or not finishing
under the cutoff time, but in terms of splits, for me, worst-case
meant less than that.  I don’t want to upset anyone with my estimation
of a worst-case time.
 
     The course is nice to practice on, anyway, just because it is.  
That is, until June, when the weeds trip you and tangle your feet
in masses of nettles that sting and burn.  Some of the course had
already begun to grow up, and poison ivy was common at the edge
of the paths.   The growth was enough to hide the snakes, but it isn’t
warm enough – and wasn’t on our race-day – for them to be basking
on the southwest exposures.   There are several rattlesnake dens
not too far away, near Petite’s gap.   The rain probably kept the
snakes from joining our mad march over the mountains, too, as it
did the hunters.     
 
 
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   Counting blessings – those are some that I’ve mentioned:
I still have lots more.  But finally, in conclusion,  I have to say
This: as we were going up one particular mountain, hearing
someone say how miserable it was, I thought about how hard
it was going to be the rest of the day if I started thinking that
way.  I decided to keep reminding myself how much fun it
was, and how this was the day the Lord planned, just for us.  
I figured He knew what was best for us,  and I was grateful
that we didn’t get the 82 degrees and sunny temperatures that
had been predicted early in the week.       
 
     A word to remember for all, a final note: gratitude is the
antidote to grumbling.
 
 
 
     In Good Humor and Grace,
 
     Jim McFarland, CMT